Warning Warning Genealogy Pox is
CONTAGIOUS

SYMPTOMS:

  • Continual complaint as to need for names, dates and places.
  • Patient has a blank expression, sometimes deaf to spouse and children.
  • Has no taste for work of any kind, except feverishly looking through records at libraries and courthouses.
  • Has a compulsion to write letters.
  • Swears at mailman when he doesn't leave mail.
  • Frequents strange places such as cemeteries, ruins, and remote desolate country areas.
  • Makes secret night calls and hides phone bills from spouse.
  • Mumbles to self. Has strange, faraway look in eyes.

TREATMENT:  Medication is useless. This disease is not fatal, but gets progressively worse. Patient should attend genealogy workshops, subscribe to genealogical magazines and be given a quiet corner in the house where he or she can be alone.

REMARKS:  The unusual nature of this disease is that the sicker the patient gets, the more he or she enjoys it.

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